God doesn't call the qualified
he qualifies the called.

God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

Visitors Welcome,
Members Expected!

Every day above ground is a good one.

Whoever is praying for snow;
please stop!

Church Parking;
trespassers will be baptized.

Read the Bible, it's user friendly,
plus, we offer tech support here on Sunday

To lift your soul,
First bend your knees.

God gave us 10 Commandments,
not 10 suggestions.

P.U.S.H.
Pray Until Something Happens

Run your race with eternity in mind.

People see what we do,
God sees why.

Aspire to inspire before you expire!

T.G.I.F
Thank God I'm Forgiven

There will never be a reduction
in the wages of sin.

Do not wait for 6 strong men to take you to church!

Download your worries; get online with God!

How will you spend eternity?
Smoking? or Non-smoking?

God doesn't have a "Plan B"

Souler energy used here

We are the SOUL agents in this area!

Almost 2000 years old
and still under the maker's guarantee.

Let us help you study for your final exam.

There are some questions
that can't be answered by Google!

As you pass this little church
be sure to plan a visit,
so, when at last you're carried in
God won't ask, "Who is it?"

God has unlimited anytime minutes.

Happy Easter to our Christian friends!
Happy Passover to our Jewish friends!
To our atheist friends -
Good Luck!

The meek shall inherit the earth;
if it's alright with you.

Life is fragile,
handle with prayer.

Be quiet enough to hear God's whisper.

If God seems far away,
guess who moved?



Strength in prayer
is better than length in prayer.

Our favourite attitude
should be gratitude.

Opportunity knocks only once;
temptation leans on the doorbell.

The Ten Commandments are not multiple-choice!

Tithe if you love Jesus!  
Anyone can honk.

Beat the Christmas rush,
come to church this Sunday

Come early for a good back-seat

Life has many choices, Eternity has two.  
What's yours?"

It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees

What part of "THOU SHALT NOT"
don't you understand?"

A clear conscience makes a soft pillow

Can't sleep?
Try counting your blessings

May is God's apology for February

To belittle is to be little

Peace starts with a smile

God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called

God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage

Running low on faith?
Stop in for a fill-up

You can give without loving,
but you cannot love without giving.

Exercise Daily
Walk With the Lord

Christians should keep the faith,
but, not from others

Free Coffee; Everlasting Life,
yes, membership has its privileges.

God so loved the world,
he did not send a committee.

Walmart is not the only saving place.

Forgive your enemies,
it messes with their heads.

God does not believe in atheists,
therefore, atheists do not exist.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in your garage
makes you a car.



Searching for a new look?
Have your faith lifted here!

God answers knee-mail.

Our church is prayer conditioned.

Souled Out!!

Prevent truth decay;
brush up on your bible.

To prevent sinburn use sonscreen.

The church is a gift from God.
Some assembly required.

Free trip to heaven! Details inside!

God loves you and he approves this message.

The most important vitamin for a Christian is B1.

No God, No peace;
Know God, Know peace.