The following appeared at one time or another in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

Ø Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to Church secretary.

Ø 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some of the older ones.

Ø Ushers will eat latecomers.

Ø The third verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without musical accomplishment

Ø Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Ø Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Ø Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Ø Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Ø Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

Ø The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Ø The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

Ø The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday

Ø A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

Ø Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

Ø The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

Ø Thursday night—potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Ø This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

Ø At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Ø This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Ø Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

Ø Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Ø Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.

Ø During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit. 

Ø Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on " It's a Terrible Experience. " 

Ø Hymn 43: " Great God, what do I see here? "
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett
Hymn 47: " Hark! an awful voice is sounding "

Ø On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: " GOD IS GOOD. Dr. Hargreaves is better."

Ø 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, " The Lord Knows Why. " 

Ø Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Ø The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

Ø The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus."

Ø Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Ø Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Ø The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

Ø Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Ø Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Ø Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Ø For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Ø Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

Ø The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

Ø Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Ø A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Ø At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Ø Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Ø Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Ø Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Ø The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Ø Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

Ø This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ø Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Ø The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Ø Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

Ø The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.