Many of us will be shocked to find
when the day of reckoning nears,
there's a specal place in heaven
set aside for volunteers.

It's furnished with big recliners,
comfy couches and footstools;
where there's no committee chairman,
no group leaders, no car pools.

There'll be no team that needs a coach,
no bazaar and no bake sale;
nothing to be stapled,
not one thing to fold and mail.

Telephone lists will be outlawed,
but a finger snap will bring
cold drinks and gourmet dinners
and rare treats fit for a king.

Who'll serve those privileged few
and work for all they're worth?
Why ... all those who reaped the benefits
but not once volunteered on earth!